unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

ernbarassing:

i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

coluring:

atomkiller97:

coluring:

tbh i love those fucked up gifs that make everyone react like “wtf”

give me an example

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asian:

my butt looks nice today but do you know how many people saw it?

ZERO

and it’s my fault because i don’t go outside